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11.06.2025 02:59

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Still no good
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
What made you feel disgusted today?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?